Blunder Girl was born in 1985 to little fanfare, the unwanted fourth child of a pair Limerick natives and members of an IRA flying column during the war of independence. Luckily she inherited her flair for treachery from her suspected British double agent parents and was able to eke out a meagre existence repeatedly 'ratting' on her elder siblings. She was however a delusional individual from an early age, walking her pet dog 'champ', (champ was in reality a battered old tape recorder, with the power cord being his 'leash') through the streets of Greystones bothering passers by for food.
Things began to look up for Blunder Girl when her father's republican contacts 'lobbied' for her to be accepted to one of south Dublin's most prestigious fee paying schools. It was at this school where she was exposed to the rabid right wing ideologies and oppressive religious dogma that inform her somewhat emotionally stunted outlook on life to this day. Rather mystifyingly she proved to be popular with the toffs and made many life-long friends with which to enjoy her passions for fox hunting (and general cruelty towards animals), bigotry and elitism.
After school she attended University College Dublin, the stomping ground of affluent though utterly mediocre students, taking a year to listen to Wagner and trade ideas with Germany's burgeoning Neo-Nazi scene, before earning her degree.
It was during this heady time that the fates aligned and she met Blunder Man, at a course on how to effectively carry out industrial espionage, given by a large multi-national. Here she recognized a kindred spirit and the rest, as they say, is history.
